What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
WAAAAAH IF WE LET PEOPLE LEARN THAT WOMEN ARE SMART AND STUFF THEY MIGHT REALISE WE’RE USELESS SACKS OF WASTE
How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh
this literally could not be more fucking accurate for me oh my god
when someone asks to see your phone
The result of a publishing company taking GOD-FUCKING-AWFUL and HORRIFICALLY-MISOGYNISTIC Mary Sue fanfiction seriously. This is the one time I’m okay with massive book burnings, and cinemas being torched as well. Boycott this shit and companies need to STOP publishing- and filming horseshit fanfiction. Those “authors” are shamed into the most distant corners of the internet for a reason.
Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*
this post is literally just straight people patting themselves on the back
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
Audrey Hepburn with her pet deer photographed by Bob Willoughby